Friday, April 15, 2005

Toilet Humor

Bloody Bike Brigade

I've noticed the students here just trash the university. There's grafitti everywhere. In the bathrooms, on the desks and tables, on the sidewalk. There's even a special grafitti tunnel where students can spray paint anything they want. Anyway, there's some great wisdom to be found when you're contemplating the universe on the toilet here. I was in the bathroom at the University of Sydney library today and I read the most hilarious thing on the toilet paper dispenser. The writing on the wall today was spot on. It said, "A University of Sydney Bachelor of Arts degree: take one" and there was an arrow pointing at the toilet paper. Ha! Ha! Ha! Toilet humor never fails. Then another one said, "I wish I could get a degree in shit humor." That's perfect. I think I got one of those from Chemeketa. What a scholar. Another thing that's really funny is that Australians use the word "toilet" to refer to the whole bathroom, so sometimes people say some hilarious things like "My friend and I were in the toilet." ppffffff.

1 Comments:

Blogger Voodstoc said...

What's wrong with being in the toilet? Dude, if you've had enough to drink, that toilet becomes the safe haven.
~J

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