Dating Legend

So I went on a date with this girl last Sunday. She's one of the hotties around here every teacher's lookin to score. We met and started walking for about 5 minutes and then suddenly she runs off to some guy she sees. I thought it was one of her friends, so I walk up and she says "This is my boyfriend!" Wtf? My face goes blank and I see this guy's all red faced and looks super pissed. His buddies are standing there looking at me like who the fuck is this white guy with your girl?! HA HA HA!

So I'm just standing there thinking, oh man what the hell is this? Finally, she says to me "Okay, let's go." She looks really nervous. So then I walked off with that dudes girlfriend! No fuckin way my girl would have been walking away! Then I said you have a boyfriend? What did he say? He looks pissed! She says yeah, I'm in trouble. He later sends some messages to her saying I don't even wanna talk to you. HA HA! I bet it's over for them! Stupid, dude, just stupid.

We only met for about an hour and then I said, "I think you got a lot of problems. You better go take care of them." And we left. That was it. Shortest date ever. That tops them all.