Crunch
This is why I won't be going to Scott's. Sorry. I have a rental, but I am so afraid of someone hitting it or scratching it. The rental clerk showed me the prosthetic fist they would shove up my ass sideways if anything happened to the $30k van the insurance co. rented for me.
~J
posted by Voodstoc at 8:57 PM
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Next time you pick up a hooker park somewhere instead of letting her blow you while you are driving!
She wasn't um, blowing me, um...No, you have it all wrong! She drooped her contact lens in my sphincter, you see...
~J
Oh is that where my contact is? Funny thing is that I dropped it and when I lifted my head up I was winking back at a starfish. No cake batter damnit!
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