Here's a good swashbuckler....
Well, it's been a bloody long time since the Pirate's been on this thing. I've been searching for too much treasure over here. I'm getting greedy. The booty isn't satisfying me here, so maybe I'm searching for better plunder in Japan soon enough. And I'll be taking me ship with me.
It's about time for another tale on here. There hasn't been a good story up in a while. But I just remembered one from way back a few years ago. This time Paul and I were riding around downtown Salem, and we must have been coming back from getting kicked out of some covered lot, so we headed down to the parkade. It was about 12 or 1 in the morning, and we were riding close to the parkade when we hear this guy yell out "I smoke crack!" We looked around and we see this guy on the other side of the street looking at us and then he starts rapping, you know like those guys who rap in the streets. I almost fell off my bike laughing. Turns out that guy does that all over town or something according to Paul.
There are a lot of weird people in the streets here in Sydney too, but not nearly as many as in Portland. The other night a couple of my friends and I were walking near the edge of downtown and we had some drinks in our hands - a bunch of hoodlums we were. And this guy walks up to us when we're waiting at the crosswalk and he's got a brown paper bag in his hand too and he says "Hey, you guys are holding drinks too. Cool, can I sing you a song?" My friend says okay and he starts singing to us this lame song and then some other guy standing at the crosswalk with his girlfriend turns around and says to the guy "YOU SUCK!!" Oh, there's nothing like drinking in the streets....
Hey, do you guys got that commercial over there for this cell phone ring tone with the crazy dancing frog? That shit is insane. There's this computer animated frog and he makes this noise like a motorcycle like "Ding ding ding ding" and they made it into a song. It's so funny every time I see it I'm pissing myself. I got that song stuck in my head all day every day. Too much studying made me insane....
It's about time for another tale on here. There hasn't been a good story up in a while. But I just remembered one from way back a few years ago. This time Paul and I were riding around downtown Salem, and we must have been coming back from getting kicked out of some covered lot, so we headed down to the parkade. It was about 12 or 1 in the morning, and we were riding close to the parkade when we hear this guy yell out "I smoke crack!" We looked around and we see this guy on the other side of the street looking at us and then he starts rapping, you know like those guys who rap in the streets. I almost fell off my bike laughing. Turns out that guy does that all over town or something according to Paul.
There are a lot of weird people in the streets here in Sydney too, but not nearly as many as in Portland. The other night a couple of my friends and I were walking near the edge of downtown and we had some drinks in our hands - a bunch of hoodlums we were. And this guy walks up to us when we're waiting at the crosswalk and he's got a brown paper bag in his hand too and he says "Hey, you guys are holding drinks too. Cool, can I sing you a song?" My friend says okay and he starts singing to us this lame song and then some other guy standing at the crosswalk with his girlfriend turns around and says to the guy "YOU SUCK!!" Oh, there's nothing like drinking in the streets....
Hey, do you guys got that commercial over there for this cell phone ring tone with the crazy dancing frog? That shit is insane. There's this computer animated frog and he makes this noise like a motorcycle like "Ding ding ding ding" and they made it into a song. It's so funny every time I see it I'm pissing myself. I got that song stuck in my head all day every day. Too much studying made me insane....
posted by Anonymous at 4:04 AM
1 Comments:
PAUL IS ON HIS WAY!!! His assignment is to get a feel off of at least Aussie woman. I can't wait!! Bummer that you can't take your bike, man. Hopefully Chris has his going.
~J
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