Stranded

Right now the Pirate is working on some secret tricks to be revealed at the BBB reunion jam in December. Yo ho ho.

Some of the most beautiful fish are the most poisonous.

Chuck Berry can rock n roll better than those sissy boys the Beatles anyday.

The Pirate is trapped on this island with no money to get off and a visa that's expiring in three weeks.

The Pirate's in favor of this BBB t-shirt model idea.

Erin comes with the Pirate's Bloody Booty Guarantee.