Paul the Chick Magnet

Were the girls you saw in Borders looking at your shirt or your arms? You should have told them it means "Silverton", home of the redneck. I don't believe this guy's modesty. What do you mean you can't talk to girls? If you can't talk to girls, then I can't even speak human language. You're the only guy I know who can just go into a place like Borders or the Coffee House and just sit there and have girls come up to you. Man, I wish I was there just like old times at the Coffee House. I'd walk in and see you entertaining these two ladies and just laugh. Not again! Then I'd sit down and you'd say "This is Chris. He's a smart one. This guy went to school." And then these girls would be like "Hee hee, oh really?! I go to OSU! Yeah, I'm studying business. My dad's a professor there. I don't have to pay any tuition so I can spend all my money on partying!" Then I'd look at Paul with no expression, just my lazy eye looking off to the side like "Oh, man, you can't be serious?!"

I remember going into the Coffee House in the winter when it was too wet out to ride, and every time Paul would have some girl talking to him. There were two girls whose names I either forgot or don't want to remind Paul of, and they would always go there and I'd be walking by the window and see them in there and I'd just shake my head. Oh no! Not her! Then Paul would be like, "Yes, Chris is here so I'll just get him to talk to them." But everytime I wouldn't do it. I'd just look at the floor and make sarcastic comments heh heh!