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Hey Jeremy, how do you get a photo next to your name every time you post a comment on here?

The Future of Flatland

Hey, what do you guys think the future of flatland in Oregon is gonna be like? Where do you think its headed? Do you think it will die out? Any new young riders comin into the scene?

Over here, there are so many new riders. I've pretty much met all the riders here in Seoul, but the last couple times I went out there were a bunch of new young kids. I said "How long you been riding?" but they said just a few month or even weeks. Some of them are still in high school. Maybe they won't last, but it seems like there are so many kids here who wanna get into it. It's fuckin awesome. They think I'm old school!

You know ....old ... new

You know you're old school if you have grip tape on you're bike and it's not on the pegs......you know you're new school if you have six pegs and there all attached to you're bike.

Bloody Bike Brigade

I finally got my computer fixed and running again, and I got to watch the DVD video this guy made of the Seoul riders. Dude it is badass! You can see special guest star The Pirate ripping it up and the soundtrack is pretty good too. Ten minutes of flatland riding at Yoeido Park in Seoul. The riding in the video is amazing except for me. It's pretty embarassing to see myself in a flatland video because I suck! There's some funny scenes in it though. I wish I knew how to put it up on the site...Anyway, I'll make sure you guys can get copies when I come back for vacation in September.

Dating Legend

So I went on a date with this girl last Sunday. She's one of the hotties around here every teacher's lookin to score. We met and started walking for about 5 minutes and then suddenly she runs off to some guy she sees. I thought it was one of her friends, so I walk up and she says "This is my boyfriend!" Wtf? My face goes blank and I see this guy's all red faced and looks super pissed. His buddies are standing there looking at me like who the fuck is this white guy with your girl?! HA HA HA!

So I'm just standing there thinking, oh man what the hell is this? Finally, she says to me "Okay, let's go." She looks really nervous. So then I walked off with that dudes girlfriend! No fuckin way my girl would have been walking away! Then I said you have a boyfriend? What did he say? He looks pissed! She says yeah, I'm in trouble. He later sends some messages to her saying I don't even wanna talk to you. HA HA! I bet it's over for them! Stupid, dude, just stupid.

We only met for about an hour and then I said, "I think you got a lot of problems. You better go take care of them." And we left. That was it. Shortest date ever. That tops them all.

420 Girls

I found a great website for guys who like their bitches on dope. 420 Girls is everything that guys like us appreciate. These are Sarge's kind of ladies. I don't know what got me more excited, the bushes or the buds!
~J

TOP SECRET

Last night at the warehouse Groundhog was running two brand new parts that he designed and had built.the first was a seatclamp,stream lined,aluminum body Ti bolt,real nice.The second was a peg with aluminum body and Ti cap.Needless to say Bret is super stoked.Remember top secret...joe..oh ya the man that invented the tazmanian devil might make it to the jam,Brian Garcia is riding again,that would be a trip...joe

Bloody Bike Brigade

They don't sell energy drinks anywhere in Korea. I haven't had one since I got here. Except one. That stuff is hard to get, man. You gotta know some people to hook that up.

I was at the coolest bar in Seoul, the Spot, and I looked in the beer cooler and what did I see? A big-ass can of Monster! Oh man! I gotta buy that shit! So I grabbed a can and slammed it on the counter and reached for my wallet. But the guy at the bar says, "You can't buy that." What?! I said I got it from the cooler. He says, "You can't just buy that. We only use it to mix drinks like a vodka and Monster." Come on! I was denied. But then I waited a while and this cool girl came to work the bar and I started talking to her, and then I said "I'll give you 5,000 won ($5) for one can of Monster." Finally, she says okay. Oh man was it worth it! I drank it the next morning at work at 6:30 a.m. retelling the story of how I got ahold of the smuggled goods. Damn I wish I had one now.

Vancouver...Anyone

So the 19th of AUG.P is hosting another jam.James and I are going by train and bus as of now,but were open for ideas.Whatcha guys think...joe

This sucks.

This sucks.